Entitled customer screams at new supermarket employee, she spends a year making him pay for it by hiding away all his favorite products: 'Don't scream at the people who handle your food'

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  • "A customer screamed at me once, so now I eat his favourite food"

    When I was a university student, I worked in a little supermarket for over a year. I was 19 at the time, and since UK minimum wages are age-based, I was making very, very little.
  • We had a really complicated machine for printing and cashing lottery tickets, and any corrections and refunds had to be signed off by the manager who was never around
  • when we needed him. Cashing one ticket alone took something like 15 steps - it was wild. So, for the first few weeks, I was quite slow at it in order to avoid making any mistakes.
  • Well, on my second day there, an old guy turned up and in addition to some food, he wanted a few lottery tickets. He didn't seem to appreciate my lack of speed, and leaned in to
  • about 8 inches away from my face to scream "YES!" when I tried to check if the numbers I was about to print off were correct. In retrospect, it really wasn't that big of a deal, but I was
  • young and very small, so his screaming and towering over me was enough to make me feel upset and afraid. He looked very pleased with himself for
  • making the young girl earning a few pounds an hour tremble with fear. I'd already had a bit of retail experience under my belt from a prior job, but
  • that day, I cried in the employee bathrooms for the very first time. The job was not great, so I was brought to tears by customers a few more times during my time there,
  • but I was broke and a fast learner, so I was always available for overtime. I ended up working 45-55 hours a week, and the guy tuned out to be a regular, which meant that he had
  • absolutely known I was new, and I got to serve him often over the next year or so. Joy. I also got the hang of things, and did pretty much everything else there - from
  • I also got the hang of things, and did pretty much everything else there - from training others, keeping the refrigerators' temperature log, ordering stock, logging and clearing waste (expired
  • items and those with a broken seal), to reducing items which had reached their sell-by date - 25% off at 9am, 50% off at 12pm, and finally 75% off at 4pm.
  • Well, one benefit was that I learned a few things about the miser who had screamed at me, like how he was nasty to everyone working there (especially the younger ladies), how he
  • was retired and seemingly not very well-off, and how he appeared to keep track of food sell-by dates, and would regularly turn up soon after certain meat- based items had been reduced for the final time.
  • Now, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being old or on a budget, but it's always a bad idea to scream at people just because you're having a bad day and they're not allowed to defend
  • themselves. Especially the ones who handle your food. The other benefit was that, because I was working there full time, I was the one serving him 99% of the
  • time, which gave me ample opportunities to deliver my petty revenge. And it was going to be a slow burn - like cooking a frog, as they say.
  • Being a broke university student, I figured that I could both stick it to him and save myself a bit money, since food price reductions stacked with my employee discount.
  • He never screamed at me again, but for 10 months, I hid all of his nearly-expired favourites behind the dairy items, and purchased them for myself once he'd left in a huff after finding them gone.
  • I didn't even care for sausages all that much, but I regularly ate something called "toad in a hole" out of sheer spite, and the vile git probably managed to buy reduced sausages maybe five times in 10 months.
  • He got visibly more and more upset overtime because other shoppers had seemingly caught onto his strategy. I always nodded sympathetically: "Sorry, we've sold the last ones. Maybe try again later in the week?"
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  • I actually rather like toad in a hole now, and have it as a special revenge treat. It reminds me of that time I cooked a frog for nearly a year.
  • Don't scream at the people who handle your food. Edit: Fixed some minor errors and added a little pun because I couldn't help it.
  • OverallRow4108 yeah, what you did could be considered nice compared with what other people do to customers food! I like your thought process!! good for you!
  • TheBlonde1_2 Toad in the hole is amazing. I have mine with creamy home-made mash and onion gravy.
  • Nuicakes I would've eaten a sausage right in his face. "I don't like these but they're really cheap on expiration day. I buy everything and give them away to my friends".
  • justaman_097 Well played! It's nice that you found a way to get back at him without having to do anything that he could see.

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